He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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