just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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