But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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