Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Say something about gay babies.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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