i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Just cropdusted the office
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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