glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
These tits shall not be calmed
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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