If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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