Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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