she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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