Buhtt sex?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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