My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We left the knife in your bed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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