Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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