I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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