She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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