quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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