So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You smell like stripper and shame
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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