mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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