the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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