8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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