If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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