What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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