I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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