He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize
