Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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