you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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