You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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