my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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