I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
The adults are the big ones right?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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