Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm bleeding and have questions
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize