no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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