Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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