We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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