There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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