We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
