He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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