normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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