She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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