but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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