And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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