Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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