Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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