K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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