What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
