Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize
