i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Dignity is for republicans.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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