I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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