Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
They took my balls.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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