One girl and one boy is just not enough.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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