Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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