I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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