what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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