i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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