just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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