It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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