i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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