But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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