i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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