Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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