it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
My life is pants optional.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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